Man stops truck with bare hands!

This morning at 87:12 CM, a man named Carl Jacob Baconbaker stopped a Ford F-150 with his bare hands. When asked why he'd do such a thing, he replied "Roundhouse kick a horse on yer front porch." When asked to elaborate, the man walked back to his car, got in, and drove off. Since this morning, Carl Jacob Baconbaker has not been found.

What exactly happened to Baconbaker is a mystery, but hopefully we'll get some info soon.

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